Richmond vs North Melbourne @ Hobart - Round 6, 2015

[wayne]

Waite to kick 12, Petrie 8.

[🏅Dooks]

We are going to get smashed, and we don't even have a prayer

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Waite to kick 12, Petrie 8.

and Nahas 6

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The big question is, will the Tigers have a Crack for the first 12 minutes of the game or just relinquish the right to win from the bounce.

[🏅Dooks]

We aren't even the spit on Norths shoes.

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Maybe damien could dissect the match before we play

[🏅Dooks]

 

I say mix things up. Why not start 21 players in a defensive zone in the defensive 50. Maric can yield into the fetal position at the opening bounce, as a mark of respect to our Arden St Overlords.

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I like it. Yes.

Can leave Vickery alone in the fwd 50 and hve all forwards charge the centre square on the bounce and then run on into Defnsive 50 to fill the holes

[Eat_em_Alive]

Waite to kick 12, Petrie 8.

and Nahas 6

Nanas will flick one in over the line with his third leg. Much like croquet

[🏅Dooks]

I like it. Yes.

Can leave Vickery alone in the fwd 50 and hve all forwards charge the centre square on the bounce and then run on into Defnsive 50 to fill the holes

Morris can repeatedly fall over on the charge. Cotchin can point to the wrong end and charge into the crowd. Grigg can do laps of the boundary line waiting for the outside ball. So many productive ideas......

[Hellenic Tiger]

Maybe damien could dissect the match before we play

Here are quarter by quarters

North   2-2-14     7-3-45      14-7-91    23-11-149

Rich     4-2-26     7-5-47        9-7-61     11-7-73

Dimma will claim we won the frees for 9-3 in the second half which despite the scoreboard is a true indication of players are willing to put their head over the ball.
Q. You are 2-4 Damien. Looks alot like last year?

"We are definentely better than last year. Last year we would have kicked 8-10 goals. This year we have kicked 11. Clear improvement and furthermore to what I have been saying all along is
The pleasing thing is we didn't lose by over 100. So it shows as a group how much we have grown and matured and by 2021 these games will only be lost by 60 points with a bit of luck, I might also add there was no heartwrenching second half fadeout as we were only 2 points up this year so it was a 50/50 game. Again another sign of maturity."   plus

"Ty was really able to show the footy world today he he is a bona fide star. Some will argue he dropped two marks and I'll tell you he got into position to take them in the first place. He doesn't chase well he is in position to get the handball over the top should it materialise". He didn't tackle, well see my last point mate. I'll go as far as saying he is back to where would like him playing his footy. Is that allright? Thanks guys."

Dimma leaves and takes his coke can with him.

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I like it. Yes.

Can leave Vickery alone in the fwd 50 and hve all forwards charge the centre square on the bounce and then run on into Defnsive 50 to fill the holes

Morris can repeatedly fall over on the charge. Cotchin can point to the wrong end and charge into the crowd. Grigg can do laps of the boundary line waiting for the outside ball. So many productive ideas......

Knees Morris.

[🏅Dooks]

Maybe damien could dissect the match before we play

Here are quarter by quarters

North   2-2-14     7-3-45      14-7-91    23-11-149

Rich     4-2-26     7-5-47        9-7-61     11-7-73

Dimma will claim we won the frees for 9-3 in the second half which despite the scoreboard is a true indication of players are willing to put their head over the ball.
Q. You are 2-4 Damien. Looks alot like last year?

"We are definentely better than last year. Last year we would have kicked 8-10 goals. This year we have kicked 11. Clear improvement and furthermore to what I have been saying all along is
The pleasing thing is we didn't lose by over 100. So it shows as a group how much we have grown and matured and by 2021 these games will only be lost by 60 points with a bit of luck" plus

"Ty was really able to show the footy world today he he is a bona fide star. Some will argue he dropped two marks and I'll tell you he got into position to take them in the first place. He doesn't chase well he is in position to get the handball over the top should it materialise". He didn't tackle, well see my last point mate. I'll go as far as saying he is back to where would like him playing his footy. Is that allright? Thanks guys."

Dimma leaves and takes his coke can with him.

If we got north to offer an 11 goal loss without fielding a team, I'd say take it. The reality will be closer to 3 figures and it would make for a refreshing 'Dimmas Dissection' next week

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Is almost put a gorilla on tigers having a goaless quarter.

[Hellenic Tiger]

Is almost put a gorilla on tigers having a goaless quarter.

Save your money brackets. If you did I guarantee we would get just one goal in that quarter at the 31 minute mark from-

1. A Cotch set shot from 40
2. A Vickery mark busting the pack open running with the flight of the ball and without losing stride running in to kick it out of the ground.
3. A Grigg on the right foot from 50. Or Bachar for that matter.
4. A long pointless kick into the forward line. Ball lands in the square and lands on the boot of the player you dislike the most and through it trundles for a sausage roll just as you watch the countdown clock tick to 05 seconds left in the quarter to add salt into your wounds.

Like I said save your money for the moonshine on Sat night.