Only beaten by the famous Yogi Berra......
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
No one goes there nowadays. It's too crowded.
You better cut that pizza up into four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
It’s like déjà vu all over again.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
And of course:
It ain’t over till it’s over!
