Me thinks CCJ may have some marshmallow tendencies.
We've had just 20 tackles in a whole half. That's one tackle per Tiger. Combined with SHocking's silly 'mark the game uncontested' rules, it's bruise-free footy out there. No one wants to get injured in a meaningless final round 23 game of the season.
Hawthorn is taking this far more seriously than we are. They actually care about winning.