It’s the bloody stadium!
Being there is like being in an episode of the twilight zone.
You walk in and the gate staff have sinister looks in their eyes, cartoons playing constantly on the screens.
The fist seat I sat in the bloke next to me said “you wanna see something real scary?”
I said “no thank you” and sat somewhere else.
Missed half the game because I was constantly distracted by what I’m positive was a gremlin living in the roof.
I swear, the ground is nothing but a nightmare to attend from start to finish.
It’s like footy’s Bermuda Triangle premiership players skill go mysteriously missing, roof feels like it’s going to fall at any moment, people wearing masks, weird music playing over the speakers etc. etc.
