Early Morning Wake Up Call

[Moi]

Luv living in the 'burbs.
6.00am this morning, and I hear fighting outside my window.
"you mother effing you know whats" and then I hear a bang
Even my dog was too scared to bark lol

But no dead bodies on the street this morning - a mystery 

[Stephanie]

Lmao! 
Bodies can be concealed anywhere Moi... better check they didn't bury it in your backyard or you might have some explaining to do 

[Moi]

Lmao! 
Bodies can be concealed anywhere Moi... better check they didn't bury it in your backyard or you might have some explaining to do 

I rolled back and went to sleep after it all lol
How dare they disturb my sleep 

I've heard shots in the night before, but you never hear anything about them.  I live upstairs and you can hear every noise at night 

[Stephanie]

Lol, it sounds like me... World War 3 could be going on outside, but I won't let anyone disturb my sleep, I get really, really grumpy otherwise 

[mightytiges]

Luv living in the 'burbs.
6.00am this morning, and I hear fighting outside my window.
"you mother effing you know whats" and then I hear a bang
Even my dog was too scared to bark lol

But no dead bodies on the street this morning - a mystery 

Blokes dueling over your affection Moi?

Or some guy shooing a cat out of his rubbish bin? 

[Fishfinger]

If it was someone trialling a new alarm it obviously failed. Next week it might be a machine gun followed by single shots every 5 minutes as the snooze.