Humphrey-Smith is to umpiring as Andrew Bolt is to the top end of Collins St. A mere apologist, the one who is prepared, even welcomes, criticisms of him, it spurs him to greater heights, it just goes to show that once an umpire, always a friggin umpire Derek!
Geishen was totally incorrect to focus only on mistakes that occur as free kicks paid, if that is how they review things as the norm for umpiring guidance and reviews then they are on the wrong track, some of the best umpiring is calling 'play on'.
To me the probelm is the umpires want to be part of the "show" not just one of the props. This were the game has gone wrong by putting microphones on them and making them think they are a important part of the entertainment. The best game you can watch is a game that you do notice these guys but that never happens anymore (they wont let it). The whole standard of umpiring has gone bad (not just tigers games) and all the tinkering with the rules over the last five to ten years hasn't helped one bit.
Take a step back AFL and watch some replays of older games, listen to the fans and don't just say the game is getting better because more people go or because you get more TV dollars. Its not.
My 2 cents
Fluffy that is absolutely spot on, I am sick of hearing their voices, they talk to the players too much, not just the infamous Richo 'coaching' incident, but these maggots just keep crapping on and on, they virtually encourage players to argue with them by continually responding to their complaints about the free just paid against them.
I've got an idea for the umpiring fraterity. Keep it simple! Don't argue back with the players! Even better, go back to the rule book and do what it requires you to do, it requires you to blow the whistle, make a hand signal and call the free kick. The rule book doesn't ask you to call the players by name, as if you were a friend of theirs. It doesn't say that you have to justify your decision to a player. So don't do it!
I am a big believer in that the best umpires are the ones that you don't notice, and that applies in any sport.
Unfortunately, miking up the umps has made it worse, now they are just showcasing themselves, and if anyone doesn't believe me on that, go to
http://www.aflua.com.au/and check out the line of footy umpire cards, that the umpires association themselves have released, ffs!