Courtesy of Bigfooty
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374759He took me to a biker club in preston with a rollerdoor
Where you suck amphetamines and put acid in your cola:
Coca-cola
C-o-l-a cola
he walked up to me and he asked me to Sign
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said Edie
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Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when he squeezed my balls tight he nearly broke my groin
Oh my Edie ed ed ed ed Edie
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why he had more double chins than the michelin man
Oh my Edie ed ed ed ed Edie ed ed ed ed Edie
Well we drank Bundy rum and talked all night
Next to a harley Motorbike
He picked me up and sat me on his knee
And said dear boy wont you come to the pies with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked at his price well I almost fell for my Edie
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I pushed him away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got up to my knees
I said I want to go to the Dees
Then I looked at him and he looked at me
Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Edie
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Pies will be Pies and Dees will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Edie
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Well I left Eagles just a week before
And Id never ever played for the pies before
But Edie smiled and took me by the hand
And said boy Im gonna make you a Millionaire man
Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im mercenary man
And so is Edie
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