When we make criticisms of players even constructive ones it's a given that we're comparing them to their AFL peers and not any of us lazy hacks who sit in the stands with a pie in one hand and a beer in other.
Don't forget this was meant to be a parody of the over-the-top Buckley send-off. Similar music, similar "I was there..." voiceover and alike. Maybe they should have done a alternative version of Bucks' one:
"I was there when he left Brisbane after one season because he wanted to play in finals and premierships"
"I was there when he was Duncan Kellaway's bunny for years"
"I was there when he was given the Norm Smith ahead of Voss because the judges didn't count the vital last 15 minutes of the 2002 GF."
"I was there when he wiped blood on his opponent's jumper"
"I was there as he watched on as his former Brisbane teammates won 3 flags in a row."
"Yes I was there!"