Question: Can you be a captain whilst sitting on the bench permanently for a season? If so I'd be in favour
of Captain Splenda having one more year. Give him a megaphone (supplied by Dick Smith of course) to bark instructions, and only send him on if someone suffers a game ending injury.
That way he will be able to spur on the boys without us having to endure the sideshow that is Kane Johnson's deplorable disposal skills.