As my friend just said to me, you should never know the names of umpires.
Spot on Wayne, what a maggot Goldspink has been, I hate the trend of umpires calling players by their nicknames, the funny thing is with Goldspink is that when he did it, players used to look at him as if to say "i don't know you, or like you, so f off"
It never actually bothered me though that we was alleged to have told Gary Ablett Jr to "get a kick". If players are going to abuse umpires then they shouldn't be surprised if they get a bit back. Goldspink took things too far though and interfered with the game too much.