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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2009, 09:42:44 PM »
 :rollin :thatsgold
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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2009, 01:47:53 AM »
:lol :lol :lol

I sincerely hope you are not putting your obvious talent to waste Shane Tuckerbag.

That was flat out brilliant. :bow

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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2009, 05:07:14 AM »
Brilliant Tucker...

Have you also written the epitaph for his hard-hitting opinion pieces (or has he already taken over from Lilian Frank & Scott Palmer)

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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2009, 07:02:21 AM »
Well now we know where the simpsons character artie ziff came from.
You didn't write those episodes Tucker?
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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2009, 09:08:59 AM »
What can I say Tucker but  :clapping :clapping :clapping

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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2009, 07:11:32 PM »
Update: This guy needs to find a new hobby  :sleep

A fluid ideology or an inconvenient truth?
Damian Barrett | December 12, 2008

Graham Polak just a pawn in Richmond's ploy to get Ben Cousins
Damian Barrett | December 15, 2008

Tigers' power play on Ben Cousins backfires
Damian Barrett | December 16, 2008

A bizarre way to run your club
Damian Barrett | December 17, 2008

Tiger trio's Torquay property dispute
Damian Barrett | February 09, 2009

Former Richmond boss Clinton Casey denies salary cap breach
Damian Barrett | February 12, 2009

AFL probes Tigers' property dealings
Damian Barrett | February 18, 2009

Bags Gary March and Richmond again in the Herald-Sun: March 28, 2009  (article not on the web and I can't remember the title?). March points out all the inaccuracies in Barrett's article the following day when he makes a public statement.

Tiger trio give Clinton Casey ultimatum
Damian Barrett | April 8, 2009
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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #66 on: April 10, 2009, 09:27:20 PM »
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT ISSUE HE HAS WITH OUR CLUB?


HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE PAST??
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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2009, 09:55:25 PM »
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT ISSUE HE HAS WITH OUR CLUB?


HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE PAST??

No idea Mate but there must be something. Also noticed that he has forecast a Bulldogs win by 46 points this Monday- easily the biggest margin forecast in any game

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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2009, 11:29:22 PM »
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT ISSUE HE HAS WITH OUR CLUB?


HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE PAST??

Being shown up as lazy and unprofessional at his job on TV by Richo wouldn't sit well with him.
Not sure if that is a factor but his recent articles reinforce that he is lazy and unprofessional.
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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2009, 09:21:01 AM »
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT ISSUE HE HAS WITH OUR CLUB?


HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE PAST??


This is exactly why you shouldn't worry about his "Tiger trio give Clinton Casey ultimatum
Damian Barrett | April 8, 2009" Article  :thumbsup

poor old Damiem is a vindictive little twit

As I said the other day when he starts reporting facts I'll start paying attention

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March opens mouth, swaps feet: Barrett (Herald-Sun)
« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2009, 05:25:07 AM »
March opens mouth, swaps feet
Damien Barrett | April 21, 2009 09:43pm

GARY March was at it again on Monday, first on radio then in the evening with this newspaper.

He was making comments that were to push the club he runs, Richmond, even further into the state it knows oh so well - chaos.

Given March's track record with public comments, one would have thought by now he would have learnt how the game works.

But he hasn't, and there he was talking about coaching contingency plans and even more startlingly, a perceived mental fragility in the players.

That latter observation may well be true, but it is not one that should ever be made public by a club president.

As if Terry Wallace didn't have enough to worry about, he now has to prepare for Saturday night's match against North Melbourne with players publicly humiliated by their own president.

As the Tigers analyse how they yet again find themselves in turmoil, March must ask himself if he is as much the cause of the latest embarrassing problems as the coach.

Here's a little help, Gary. The answer could be yes.

And while March is contemplating that little poser, here's one for Richmond supporters.

It's April, and you know almost for certain you're going to have a new coach pretty soon, so what do you make of your president ruling out a highly credentialled, favourite-son candidate even before the parameters of a coaching process have been nutted out?

Then again, knowing Richmond, it probably won't even bother with formulating a strategic process.

It didn't bother with a proper one the last time it changed coaches, instead just giving the keys to Wallace without sufficient thought and analysis of other possibilities.

Surely, Richmond now needs to have as open a mind as it has ever had on what is best for its future.

Not for March, though, such contemplation.

No, March thinks it appropriate categorically to dismiss a four-time premiership coach in Kevin Sheedy.

Sheedy may not be the right man for Richmond, but to refuse even to consider him in a contingency plan is wrong.

Maybe March is doing with Sheedy what he did late last year with Ben Cousins - saying one thing publicly and doing the opposite behind the scenes.

That's another problem with March. You just don't know when to take him at his public word.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sport/afl/story/0,26576,25367991-19771,00.html

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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2009, 05:56:22 AM »
arent some of these comments defamatory? If I was March Id be consulting lawyers about Mr Barretts constant commentary which is less than complimentary and IMHO bordering of defamation.

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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2009, 07:17:49 AM »
Maybe Damien can't afford therapy ;D
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Re: March opens mouth, swaps feet: Barrett (Herald-Sun)
« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2009, 12:02:07 PM »
Then again, knowing Richmond, it probably won't even bother with formulating a strategic process.

It didn't bother with a proper one the last time it changed coaches, instead just giving the keys to Wallace without sufficient thought and analysis of other possibilities.
That is an absolute lie, we had a panel put together for finding our next coach which included external people like David Parkin

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Re: Damian Barrett - this man needs therapy - thread
« Reply #74 on: April 22, 2009, 01:18:59 PM »
why does Barrett hate Richmond?

It all goes back to 1974. Damien was the impressionable young boy. About 12 or 13 years old to be exact. He was into the footy like most kids his age and everyday would play with the other kids in his year level. The class looker at the time was this girl called Samantha who hapenned to be the same age as Damien and was also into the football. Samantha's roots were deeply embedded in the Tigers whereas Damian was from lesser stock and his roots lay with North Melbourne.

Every day Damian would try to take a speccy or kick a booming goal especially when Samantha was in close vicinity hoping to attract the eye of Samantha. Alas to no avail he would fail every time as just as she would look over at the boys a bigger better looking kid who barracked for Richmond would take that speccy over him or kick that booming goal or lay that bone crunching tackle. I guess nothing like the schoolyard at lunchtime separating the tough kids from the insignificant loser ones. Furthermore most of the kids in the class supported Richmond with a few barracking for the Blues and the Pies. Damian was on his own. Nevertheless he decided to soldier on despite the futility of his predicament. He came to the conclusion that the only way he could attract the attention of Samantha was to actually ask her out.

Nervous he was to afraid to ask her out especially since both teams they supported were in the top two positions on the ladder. Feeling threatened he thought he would bide his time and wait until footy season was well and truly over to make his move but his teenage biological urges were getting the better of him and he was waking up in a cold yet warm and fuzzy sweat every morning. Anyway he thought he had do something.
So he summoned all his energy and he felt compelled to ask Samantha out on the Monday after the 1974 VFL Grand Final. He approached her as she was decked out in her Richmond scarf over her school tunic and he said.
"Samantha I adore you. In fact I love you. I'll do anything for you if you go out with me. I'll even barrack for Richmond".
Samantha promptly rejected his advances and in no uncertain terms told him that he was a loser and that there is nothing he could ever do to sway her opinion after all he was a North Melbourne supporter and a dorkus molorkus. Richmond supporters are proud and passionate not ones to change allegiances just at the drop of a hat she continued.

Heartbroken Damian left shattered plotting his next move and how he could win the heart of the fair maiden Samantha. To this day he is still following Samantha and as the judge decrees every so often that the restraining order will increase by another 100 metres Damian has sworn that until Samantha responds to Damian's unrequited love Damian has sworn "lovers" revenge on Samantha and has vowed to write articles of no substance whatsoever that merely present Richmond as a garbage club in retaliation in the hope that Samantha recognises the errors of her ways and runs into his embrace to live happily ever after.
Once a dweeb always a dweeb.

What a classic  :rollin :rollin :thumbsup roflmao