Ahh YB77 - used to rattle on about how liberating it was talking a dump whilst standing up. That's the calibre of bloke you are dealing with.
In fact, if i recall one particular statement :-
"Don't knock a good standing poo unless you've tried it. Especially after a dozen rum n cokes and a six pack of Melbs... And your pants still on... I swear it felt like I just had fart , but to my surprise..."