Yes, well I don’t want to embarrass everyone with the football ability I’ve never had.
I got the hint early that my sporting ability didn’t really exist and it was no good me going and looking for it either.
As for footy ability, I was hit on the head by a wayward football at primary school once, which could explain a few things. Does that count? Maybe not.
Now that I think about it, I got hit smack bang just above the eyes by a softball at high school as well.
Yeah I know, ha ha.
Don’t suppose school hockey counts for much, which I might’ve been ok at,
if I actually knew what I was doing out there.
That’s enough embarrassment for anyone.