And to think this guy was being voted for as favourite player of the year on this site. Thankfully common sense prevailed with teh result
What?
Humility? I think that's a greta trait in a youngster. Oleg waited a while for these "gifted" games. The way the side was performing he should have been selected earlier. His first game was a beauty and justified his selection. Probably better than any age Batch has ever played for us. From memory close to 100% disposal efficiency!
Humility? That's it?
Ok.
Full list.
Faster than Batch.
More agile than Batch.
More run than Batch.
Younger than Batch.
More upside than Batch.
Kicks goals from the backline.
Can play wing or half forward too.
Humility.
Good genes!
Also a nice guy (like Batch).
I can top that on behalf of Batch:-
Less likely to generate sour grapes on his behalf
Plays as a small or a third tall
Better defensive skills
Better tackler
Better spoiler
More mature
Doesn't corral
Plays through injury (higher pain threshold)
Doesn't complain he doesn't deserve his spot
When a fight is on he doesn't hesitate to help his mates
Better build for a footballer
Brings others into play
Has a proven tack record within a defensive unit
Reliable
Dependable rather than a flash in the pan type (so to speak)
Can be trusted around small animals
Nutritionally disciplined
Greater focus to tasks at hand
A good listener
Doesn't need articles to spruke his upside
Calming influence on teammates
Faster learner
Less likely to fail in parents footsteps
Better at winning the ball on the ground
Keeps a ship shape locker
Superior personal hygiene
Club towel snapping champion
More adaptable to change
And, if in doubt, OER's favourite player!