Jackie Martling

[Harry]

Haaaaaaa!!  Here's a couple more for you crazy folk.

What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?
"Hey dude, you must be new around here"
 

A middle aged couple are having dinner and the husband says -"Honey, I think you should go bra-less".
The wife asks -"Why, do you think my breasts are still perky?". 
The husband replies -"Nah, but it might help pull the wrinkles out from your face".

 

[tiga]

Here's an oldie but a goodie.... Thanks to Steven Wright

This guy gets onto a bus and sits next to this beautiful blonde Chinese girl.
He proceeds to start some small talk...
Guy: Nice day.
Girl: I guess...
Guy: What do you mean you guess??
Girl: Well actually, I'm not feeling too great at the moment.
Guy: Why don't you tell me your problems..
Girl: Why Should I? I don't know you!
Guy: Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a stranger on a Bus.
Girl: Ummm I guess so. It might make me feel better. Okay here goes... My shrink tells me that I'm a raving nymphomaniac and I can only make love to Jewish Cowboys! My name is Elaine by the way.
Guy: Nice to meet you Elaine. I'm Bucky Goldstein. 

Boom Tish! 

[Harry]

LMAO