I can picture a scene from the movie that will be made - Cotchum & Smitchell are having an intense discussion over the whole affair -
"Where's our preciousss?"
"That fat Hobbit has stolen it! Stolen it from us, preciousss!"
"WATSONSSS! I hate those stupid, fat, hairy Watsonsss! The filthy little thievesss have stolen it from usss! Stolen it, preciousss, they stole it from usss!"
"Come now preciousss, we must get it back!"
"But no, wait! We can't do it, we can't wring itsss filthy little neck & take the preciousss back!"
"No, you're right, preciousss. We can't do it ... but we could let Her, do it ..."
"Her?"
"Yesss, the Queen Spider, She-Pegg ... she could do it. Cotchum! Cotchum!"
"Ahhh, yesss preciousss! She could do it, preciousss!"
"We feeds the stupid fat Hobbit to She-Pegg & when she kicks the empty bones & clothes out of her lair we takesss it back, preciousss! The preciousss will be oursss at long last! Cotchum! Cotchum!"
"So, we are decided, preciousss?"
"Yesss, we are decided ... we let Her do it ... Cotchum! Cotchum!"
The rest of the saga pretty much writes itself, but Cotchum & Smitchell end up taking back their preciousss for themselves ..
... the end ...
It could be an epic tale ....
