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Seeking advice on wind
« on: January 07, 2016, 10:19:10 PM »
Anybody have any advice? Old home remedies? 
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2016, 10:36:14 PM »
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2016, 11:09:01 PM »
Less egg and baked beans ... More salad
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2016, 11:18:07 PM »
You don't win friends with salad.
Dutch ovens work quite well,
Clench cheeks together, walk like your chewing a mintie between them when you get up off the couch
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“I find it nearly impossible to make those judgments, but he is certainly up there with the really important ones, he is certainly up there with the Francis Bourkes and the Royce Harts and the Kevin Bartlett and the Kevin Sheedys, there is no doubt about that,” Balme said.

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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2016, 03:29:34 PM »
To be honest it's mainly of a bloating issue. But then when I pass wind, I can't tell you all enough how bad the odour is. Eggy but with an atrociously vicious sour edge.

There's definitely a gut imbalance going on. If I can get rid of the bloating that's the key.

I've tried peppermint tea and slippery elm but no luck.   :-\
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2016, 04:21:55 PM »
Pawpaw cream

Red wine
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2016, 05:40:27 PM »
Mint suppositories
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2016, 06:43:46 PM »
What would I do with paw paw cream?

Has anyone undertaken/known someone who has undertaken colonic irrigation?
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2016, 07:39:25 PM »
Quote from: Dooks on January 08, 2016, 06:43:46 PM
What would I do with paw paw cream?

Has anyone undertaken/known someone who has undertaken colonic irrigation?

Roland Rocchicioli?
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“I find it nearly impossible to make those judgments, but he is certainly up there with the really important ones, he is certainly up there with the Francis Bourkes and the Royce Harts and the Kevin Bartlett and the Kevin Sheedys, there is no doubt about that,” Balme said.

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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2016, 07:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Hard Roar Tiger on January 08, 2016, 07:39:25 PM
Quote from: Dooks on January 08, 2016, 06:43:46 PM
What would I do with paw paw cream?

Has anyone undertaken/known someone who has undertaken colonic irrigation?

Roland Rocchicioli?

Hahaha effin hilarious
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2016, 08:44:23 PM »
Quote from: Dooks on January 07, 2016, 10:19:10 PM
Anybody have any advice? Old home remedies? 

What's the problem?

Too much gas?

Smell really bad?

Generally diet related. Usually meats/animal products will give you plenty of gas and bad smelling gas at that. Most of your fruit + veg are lighter on the guts and less offensive on the way out...
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2016, 08:46:49 PM »

Cabbage and lots of it.

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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2016, 09:41:29 PM »
Pizza and two bottles of red wine
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2016, 01:04:09 PM »
Stop Lance from putting stuff up there and maybe you'd be alright.
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Re: Seeking advice on wind
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2016, 10:07:44 PM »
Quote from: Yeahright on January 12, 2016, 01:04:09 PM
Stop Lance from putting stuff up there and maybe you'd be alright.

Is that the guy who pushed your stool in at the bar?
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