Dear Umps,
Yes obviously this week's rule of the week was not to pay holding the ball when blokes jumped on top of it and just to make it all the more exciting
we wont even call for a ball up we'll enjoy a few rugby scrums and them do something. - Well done it makes a great specticle
You motto today was: We wont reward good tackles - we'll just ball it up (and Richie Tambling it was a bloody good tackle!!!) - well done we want more of that
As for the hands in the back - Richo poor bugger clearly doesn't have a back
but this week you theory quite clearly was "we'll pay it one out of 5 - that'll get the paying public" confused.
Then just to top it off - that rule about chopping the arms - you know the one from last year - I don't think it's changed this year - well if you could look at paying that sometime this season I'd appreciate it
Grant Thomas (and I am not a fan of his at all) said the umps role is to
NOT be noticed - newsflash today we noticed you - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much