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Re: We can be Journo's
« Reply #45 on: March 05, 2009, 09:13:17 AM »
 :rollin  :thumbsup Good one MT! Don't forget his display also turned heads so is that an additional royalty they for got about??  ;) ;D

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« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2009, 08:15:42 PM »
Big Tiger to Debut
Damien Ferret
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23rd March 2009

In a surprise selection move, Richmond will go into Thursday night's blockbuster against Carlton in front of 90,000 people with not only Ben Cousins making his Tiger debut.

The Tigers will also debut 200cm 150kg Burly Man as he runs out alongside his controversial teammate.

Asked about the surprise inclusion Richmond senior coach Terry Wallace said "we felt in his first game that Carlton may target Ben physically so we have included a bigger body for that scenario to help Ben out."

When we asked Burly Man about what was Plough's instructions to him, he replied, "If any bluebagger gets within 15m of Cuz I go the knuckle!"

MCC's Stephen Gough said they will have 22 stretcher cars on standby on Thursday night.
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« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2010, 11:33:42 PM »
Freddos undercut Cousins' hard work
CARROT DILLSON
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March 16, 2010

RICHMOND has warned its troubled midfielder Ben Cousins to curb his chocolate eating.

Revelations that the recovering drug addict has overindulged on freddo frogs over the past year came as he was readmitted to hospital with stomach illness.

The club fears that Cousins, 31, could further shorten his already diminished career as a result of binging on freddos.

Richmond's football operations manager vehemently denied the drug rumours that have haunted Cousins since he was first admitted to hospital, pointing out that the player had had a blood test. The Tigers' president said he was unaware freddo frogs had become an issue for Cousins.

However, we can confirm that senior Richmond personnel raised the freddo frog issue with Cousins several times last year after going to the sweets jar and finding all the freddos gone.

The club has been forced to keep a close watch on the player's off-field activities as a result of the massive risk involved in taking on the game's first admitted drug addict. The Burly Man has since hid all the freddos in his stomach.

Cousins' long-term drug addiction has left him with a legacy of a high resistance to bertie beatles, musk sticks and Pez.
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