I got that message too and wanted to post it but wasn't sure how to sanitise it so good job
Must admit, I had a good laugh at that one
That is an oldie, first linked to Freo last year. how about this one:-
Week one - get touched up by Carlton. Tell Gary March not to panic, it's only round 1. Go to solarium Tues, Thurs and Friday.
Week Two - get touched up by the Cats to the tune of 163 points. Remind Gary March that I only started our five year plan after being there for three years so we're only two years into it. Solarium Mon, Weds, Friday. God I have a healthy glow...
Week Three - run off our legs by the Dogs. I wonder if Rocket will lend me his coaching manual as we are premiership teammates - he is pasty white though, he needs the artificial love of heat lamps and a sunbed. Solarium Tues and Thursday. Hopefully I can fit one in Saturday morning. Hell, I've worked hard this week deflecting speculation about my job, I'll treat myself to an hour session and facial on Sunday arvo too.
Week 4 - god, it doesn't matter who it is, we are getting pumped by everyone like a 17 y/o skinny white kid in an American Prison. 0-4 start to the year could be worse, we could have invested our long term future in a 30 y/o ice addict with dodgy hammy's. Gary's stating to get cranky with me as Buddy and Roughie keep kicking goals for Hawthorn while JON, Tambo and De-lids dish out more turnovers than the cook at the pancake parlour. Did find some Terry time though. Got my tan on, on Mon, Tues, weds, thurs. Hutchy can't find me in there. It's gold. Tan looking awesome heading into winter, they're all jealous of me.
Week 5 - - am not happy with Gary. He told me to get my "leather faced @ss out of his club". It's only one more loss in the scheme of things and we are Richmond so he should be used to it, as should our membership cutting up filth supporters. And he is just jealous because he can't pull off the tan like I can. Had to clean out my office on Thursday so I couldn't get my tan out, but it was the only day I missed. Jordy McMahon helped me pack the office and said I looked awesome. I love him, he's a great kick and a really neat packer...but when I asked him to go and find my reef oil. He couldn't put his hands on it. Sound familiar. Maybe I could get my job back in the media. Or I can wait until Sheeds dies and get a job at Richmond. They'll take any old quick fix on, Mark Graham, Troy t. Simmonds, Nathan Brown, ben cousins...I'll sell them my five year plan. That'll give me plenty of tanning money
