Who am I?On the way to the coterie lunch yesterday, I got to thinking that we need a new president I mean Gary March? We all know finals are played in September, we need a president with a surname September *** note to self, starting scouring the white pages ***
At the coterie function lunch, sausage rolls were warm, I like 'em hot. Damn Richmond!!!!
Sat down, seat was cold, geez can't Richmond ever get anything right? Damn Richmond
Walked, home, wind blew me friggen toupee clean off my head! Richmond know I wear a hair hat, the wind? What's that all about Richmond? Damn you!!!!
Got home, rolled out the pilates mat and sat down to watch my favourite pilates DVD. Bugger me if Jade Rawlings didn't steal that DVD, I mean its gone missing and I would never have misplaced it. Damn Richmond!!!
Woke up this morning and:-
- Pilot light on heater went out, shower was cold.
- Rained on my toupee when I went to get the papers.
- To top things off, I got a flat tyre driving to pilates class ( I love pilates). For goodness sakes Richmond, how many times do I have to tell you to get nails off the road? No wonder you can't win games of football, you can't even make my life go smoothly.
DAAAAAAAAAMN YOU RICHMOND!!!!!!