Australian Politics thread [merged]

[Rampstar]

Tony Abbot will be the next PM of Australia. It will happen in the next 12 months. The ALP as a Brand is TRASH under the conveyancer Gillard.

[Penelope]

then we are truly stuffed

[Coach]

are you guys trying to drag 65 out of posting retirement? we get rid of him and you pull a stunt like this

[Penelope]

 

[WilliamPowell]

Q. What does a pollie do when their approval rating in the polls is at an all time low because they are always negative?

A. Get your deputy to make a dill of themself for you instead .

It must be a record for a leader of the opposition to just sit there and not ask the Government a single question over two days of parliament. Abbott has gone from chicken little to just plain chicken . Surely the Libs will have to wake up that this idiot is going to cost them the 'unloseable' election. Like Latham was for Labor, Abbott is just unelectable.


ps. Nice to see our taxes being spent discussing the issues that affect us the Australian people which the pollies are meant to be representing - not!    .   

Actually smart move by Tony's advisors

Throw to the wolves the one person who is no threat to your leadership because their one goal is to deputy leader forever 

[dwaino]

then we are truly stuffed

We're rooted anyway. One day, future generations will look back and wonder how this implicit form of communism with pseudo choices ever lasted so long in the first place.

[Penelope]

one day there will be no future generations.
capitalism is the seed of our self destruction

[dwaino]

one day there will be no future generations.
capitalism is the seed of our self destruction

I like the cut of your jib 

[Rampstar]

Capitalism is the one great true religion  Its every man for himself, communism sucks because in communism everyone is poor. Environmentalism also sucks, its just a social movement for hippies and the rest of the riff raff. 

[Penelope]

now now ramps, i know for a fact that you are an unabashed fan of one of the most socialist ideological policies of all time.

[tiga]

are you guys trying to drag 65 out of posting retirement? we get rid of him and you pull a stunt like this

Not in retirement just flat out at work building next year's timetable.

I will return.

 

I've just scooped 65's Teacher Timetable for 2013 

Term 1 2013

Day 1
P1: Post ridiculous comments about Tony Abbott
P2: Check for annoyed Responses
P3: Reply with 
P4: Annoy Coach Davey and everyone else at OER
P5: Maybe actually Teach something


Day 2
P1: Post quote from ABC News about Tony Abbott
P2: Spell check all OER posts and publicly correct them
P3: Post another ridiculous comment about Tony Abbott
P4: Make one post in Richmond Rant in an attempt to make people think that I actually have a genuine interest in the RFC
P5: Follow up with a  to any negative replies

Day 3
P1: Post more ridiculous comments about Tony Abbott
P2: Give Chocolates to the School IT Guys so they can destroy the logs of my overuse of the Internet for Non Educational purposes
P3: Check the ABC website for more anti-Abbott drivel
P4: Quote findings
P5: Maybe think about teaching something but head to the Tuck shop instead for a fauxcacino with extra froth and chocolate sprinkles

Day 4
P1: Trawl the morning papers for more Anti-Abbott articles
P2: Post any articles found on OER
P3: Await 's and  's and follow up with a  or a 
P4: Maybe teach something
P5: Generally bore the crap out of everyone at OER.

Day 5
P1: Look for any overnight responses to my Tony Abbott thread and follow up with a 
P2: Threaten to leave OER for good
P3: Leave OER (for good) and announce publicly.
P4: Return to OER
P5: Make ridiculous comment about Tony Abbott followed by an ABC quote.

Week 2

Repeat Week 1

[one-eyed]

Snip! Let's keep this thread about politics and not other posters.

I've merged all the separate political threads into this one merged thread.

[Coach]

Tony Wallace is gonna run things the right way

[tiga]

This thread now has all the consistency of a Wayne Swan Budget forecast with slightly less cut and paste.

[1965]

Slipper case thrown out. This just confirms how low that mongrel Abbott will go to get power.
Be warned an Abbott government would be very dangerous.


Slipper sexual harassment case thrown out

Former House of Representatives speaker Peter Slipper has won his bid to have a sexual harassment case against him thrown out.

Federal Court Justice Steve Rares ruled that the case brought against Mr Slipper by one of his staff members was an "abuse of process", declaring that its "predominant purpose" was to politically damage the speaker.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-12/slipper-sexual-harassment-case-thrown-out/4423284