After watching his highlights tape, Betamax thinks this bloke could be anything & overlooks a future Brownlow medalist to secure him before anyone else can.
Before the coach can change his natural footy instincts, TheGirlGriff tantalises us all with some hangers in wet conditions and a superboot no-one has seen since Bernie Quinlan.
Dumma Halfwit & his merry band of back slappers realise the kid could be anything so work feverishly to make sure all his natural ability is a thing of the past & make sure he only kicks 20 meters because they don't want him to over exert himself or crash any packs.
Realising he's a little soft skinned, the coaches start massaging the boys feminine side & let him cry to mummy every time he gets a broken fingernail.
After explaining why the boundary is essential to the "BlueprintofSuccess" gameplan they all ensure him they'll call him off the ground if the team was getting too badly beaten.
.......Richmond FC, ruining careers since '83.