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Offline Mr Magic

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #345 on: April 04, 2014, 11:24:37 AM »
Batchelor kicks the football better than Pettard

Better style perhaps. Prone to more errors.

I don't think I've seen Pettard actually hit a target.

Better stop watching from the bar then.

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #346 on: April 04, 2014, 07:58:12 PM »
He is struggling
Not fit
Having a shave would be a good idea as well

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #347 on: April 04, 2014, 08:01:37 PM »
yeah for sure. shaving his head will improve him as well.
get a back, sack, and crack, and he will become a superstar
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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #348 on: April 04, 2014, 08:27:14 PM »
I know I was struggling to get a kick so I shaved my balls and it just seemed to lift my spirits and sharpen my focus.
Getting the gooch waxed just topped me off so good suggestion  :thumbsup
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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #349 on: April 04, 2014, 08:47:17 PM »
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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #350 on: April 04, 2014, 10:45:26 PM »
I know I was struggling to get a kick so I shaved my balls and it just seemed to lift my spirits and sharpen my focus.
Getting the gooch waxed just topped me off so good suggestion  :thumbsup

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #351 on: April 04, 2014, 11:32:59 PM »
;D


Would like to see Batch get another shot at some point. Find it interesting that they put him on the resting ruckman at times. Trying to cough up goals Damien or is there another reason behind it?? Play him as HB, let Chaplin take a tall. Still think he may have something to offer but he really hasn't come on since his first season. Is a better kick than Picky Rettard but so is my nan. And she's dead btw.

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #352 on: April 05, 2014, 12:40:58 AM »
Bit of a shame houli was never pushed higher up to accommodate giving Bach a proper shot
these pearls of wisdom are just golden  keep em coming judge.  :lol

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #353 on: April 05, 2014, 11:26:35 AM »
;D


Would like to see Batch get another shot at some point. Find it interesting that they put him on the resting ruckman at times. Trying to cough up goals Damien or is there another reason behind it?? Play him as HB, let Chaplin take a tall. Still think he may have something to offer but he really hasn't come on since his first season. Is a better kick than Picky Rettard but so is my nan. And she's dead btw.

Agree coach. Batch was physically mature and ready to go from day dot, I think the focus should have been on him slimming down and working on his speed/agility rather than trying to tank him up further to play on talls. Has made him too slow for footy now.

btw I think he's a good penetrating kick, has no problem hitting 50 metre bullet passes -  just makes some really dumb decisions and unforced errors which stood out

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #355 on: April 05, 2014, 01:11:52 PM »
Batch off to the VFL tribunal. He was reported in the last few mins of the Footscray game.

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #356 on: April 05, 2014, 01:27:05 PM »
should have had that shave....
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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #357 on: April 25, 2014, 01:47:34 AM »
We are up schit creek if we go back to this bloke.

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #358 on: April 25, 2014, 10:29:47 AM »
 :facepalm
We are up schit creek if we go back to this bloke.

Yeah much better suited playing grigg houli types instead of this kid

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Re: How is Jake Batchelor travelling?
« Reply #359 on: April 25, 2014, 11:06:49 AM »
With the backward step we've taken this year in transitioning ball from defense, I'm surprised he hasn't come in for either Chaplin or grimes , both struggling big time and the root of our problems back their.

Batchelor is an excellent intercept mark and generally uses the ball with surgical precision, sounds like he owned the game at vfl last week with the ball on the end of a string and deserves a run. Right now we re poorer for not having him in the side
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