MT here is one of my old Parodies about a certain player. Unfortunately I think this parody may end up being a prophecy at the end of this season.
T1GER BOI (To the tune of Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi)
He was a boy, with blonde shiny curls
Could he be anymore obvious?
kicks like a drunk, should take up ballet
What more can I say?
Been here 3 years, as if you could tell
my 3 legged dog can play just as well.
And all of my friends think he is a skirt
cause he always looks like he's allergic to dirt.
He was a Tiger boy, they said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for them
Always kicked out of bounds on various football grounds
He needed to reasess what he's worth.
Now he's on Drugs, His hair full of bugs
His home is a cardboard house
on the street
We turn on tv
Guess who we see
Tiger boy scalping at MCG.
Along come the cops, to take him away
They say there's that bloke who couldn't play.
He craps his pants and runs through the crowd
and they all watch as his pants turn brown.
He was a Tiger boy, they said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for them
Always kicked out of bounds on various football grounds
He needed to reasess what he's worth.
sorry boy but you are crap
Now head the same way as Justin Plapp
you really are such a big dud
so go off and farm the fields with Spud
too bad that you couldn't see
that tackling hard is mean't to be
someone threw a cold meat pie
And hit him right between the eyes
He thinks he's a boy, they say He's a girl
could it be anymore obvious?
Now he's in jail, haven't you heard
How he rocks all the in-mates world
He was a Tiger boy, they said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for them
Always kicked out of bounds on various football grounds
He needed to reasess what he's worth.
Lyrics by Tiga
