Aaron Edwards a Tiger [official]

[Tigeritis™©®]

Where are all his followers?

Wonder if they think he should play Rd 1 after what he has dished up so far

Followers.  Classic Daniel. 

There were some that thought he'd kick 30-40 this year.   

[tony_montana]

Has looked well off the pace all pre season

[bojangles17]

Has looked well off the pace all pre season

and thats being too kind, id suggest in three outings he s had 4 or 5 touches, not one effective. spilt a few marks but just cant get anywhere near it...pity coz he looks good at training

[Tigeritis™©®]

Has looked well off the pace all pre season

and thats being too kind, id suggest in three outings he s had 4 or 5 touches, not one effective. spilt a few marks but just cant get anywhere near it...pity coz he looks good at training

1 touch in Nab 1
Didn't play in Nab 2
Donuts in Nab 3.

[Judge Roughneck]

Where are all his followers?

Wonder if they think he should play Rd 1 after what he has dished up so far

Followers.  Classic Daniel. 

There were some that thought he'd kick 30-40 this year.   

If he plays every game in the 2d hell finish 140 

[bojangles17]

Has looked well off the pace all pre season

and thats being too kind, id suggest in three outings he s had 4 or 5 touches, not one effective. spilt a few marks but just cant get anywhere near it...pity coz he looks good at training

1 touch in Nab 1
Didn't play in Nab 2
Donuts in Nab 3.

i thought he did get a kick or handball strt to opposition, grassed a dolly chest mark on the wing, classy

[gerkin greg]

reaffirmed my belief that we should have picked up the big Q stick

[bojangles17]

More ike we should be giving these chances to bo hanlon or elton, bugger q stick, he s being paid like a collins st lawyer and he aint worth it

[Coach]

More ike we should be giving these chances to bo hanlon or elton, bugger q stick, he s being paid like a collins st lawyer and he aint worth it

O'Hanlon hasn't had a disposal yet and do we need another 198+cm player in our forward line doing nothing? You realise we want to play finals these days? Q Stick is worth his pay packet. Doesn't have the glove this year but he is still going to snag 40+ goals with ease

[gerkin greg]

More ike we should be giving these chances to bo hanlon or elton, bugger q stick, he s being paid like a collins st lawyer and he aint worth it

what, a giant bloke that can play any position in the forward line and also ruck? nah, don't need those types 

lynchy would also have pulled jack's head in so fast i'd still be spinning

anyway, that's history, i think we both agree that azza is looking like ass

[Willy]

The big Neanderthal Q would be trapping Jack's balls like he had them on a string.
 

[Francois Jackson]

More ike we should be giving these chances to bo hanlon or elton, bugger q stick, he s being paid like a collins st lawyer and he aint worth it

what, a giant bloke that can play any position in the forward line and also ruck? nah, don't need those types 

lynchy would also have pulled jack's head in so fast i'd still be spinning

anyway, that's history, i think we both agree that azza is looking like ass

Couldn't agree more

Proven goal kicker

Sound head on his shoulders who can play ruck

Good news is that his rubbish pre season will stop him getting selected rd 1.

Although we play dogs next week so what's the bet the spuds will fire and walk around with heads in the clouds

[Smokey]

Q Stick is worth his pay packet. Doesn't have the glove this year but he is still going to snag 40+ goals with ease

Not if he plays like he did last night.

[Coach]

Dunno what ya on about, Smoko. I pay no attention to pre-season form. Have watched two minutes of pre-season this year and that was us against the Roos  Q Stick will be good coming out of that square with Pendles, Swanny, Thomas, Sidebottom etc streaming towards him. If he struggles then blame it on the AFL for banning his glove

[Tigeritis™©®]

It is believed from sources close to the club that A. Edwards is suffering from a condition not all together rare at football clubs but has allegedly taken hold of the one they call "Lockup".
The condition is known as "porcorum epidermis thixophobia" or in lay men's terms a fear of touching pigskin.

It is unknown whether or not the club will be able to help him overcome his illness as it is feared it is so severe in his case that it may be incurable.