Here's my 2 cents for what its worth (probably 2 cents)
The good, the bad and the ugly...
THE GOOD
Polak - was very servicable out there considering her was so often on his own. Got some good drive going out of the backline
Foley - tried hard all day. Showed some real strength in the middle and won his own ball.
Tuck - Was asked to do pretty much everything and he performed solidly. His fitness is outstanding.
Deledio - when pushed forward was one of the few players that actually led into space. Showed some blistering pace running through the middle on one occasion that even blurred the tv cameras.
Tiv - He did try hard all day and his disposal was pretty good along with a nice 9 pointer.I saw him slag off a team mate after he had to defend against 3 separate geelong players in a raid down the wing whilst there was a bunch of tiger players at CHB doing very little. Story of the day.
Howat - Tried all day and showed some good skills and composure.
THE BAD
Knobel - Great tap ruckman but thats it. No mobility or disposal skills whatsoever. An ideal mate for getting the attention of a Barman at a busy pub and hailing a cab afterwards.
Polo - was disappointed with his performance. looked like he was in a episode of lost. WTF???
Tambling - When is he going to learn how to pick a moving pill off the ground. Disposal was terrible. Needs to go to dung beetle school to learn how to keep the ball in front.
Gaspar - He really didn't handle the hands in the back rule well at all.
Krakouer - Bordering on ugly but saved by his attempt to kick a goal with Milburns head. Showed that he only had eyes for the ball.
THE UGLY
Jackson - Dud! This guy is supposed to be some super athelete. Looked like it was his first year in AFL.
Moore - No Moore!
Pettifer - Pulled out his best lead underwear for the occasion. Was as effective as the Melbourne rail system after that hoax SMS.
Hartigan - Absolutely terrible performance. Would have been dropped from Coburg on that effort.
Our tackling - Pathetic, Innefective weak!
The hands in the back rule - Anyone for netball?? CONTACT!!!
More Umpires - More whistles to speed the game up? Bin that stupid idea now. Someone was on the ganja when they came up with that one.
Hit the post rule - hey lets reward a mediocre kick that deserved one point by giving another chance to score 6.
Ottens looking like a star - He's still an overpaid dud, we just made him look good.
Who was on Gary Ablett - Well who was it?? All I could see around him was Oxygen and Carbon dioxide for most of the match. A new game to play at tiger training...."Where's Gary?"