And if at your little soire, to properly extend the spurious analogy, two or three of your "guests" were behaving abominably, bad mouthing everyone, and trashing your joint, would you still tell those that choose to leave to not let the door hit them on the way out?? How high (or low) are your standards?
Let's not kid ourselves, these keyboard he-men are a blight on internet forums, and we all suffer because of them. Most sites tolerate them, for what reason I'm not sure. They are boring and rarely actually offer anything for debate or genuine discussion.
An ignore button would be great. Then you could ignore me and we'll all be happy.