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Offline YellowandBlackBlood

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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2265 on: July 31, 2016, 11:57:11 AM »
Quote from: Yeahright on July 31, 2016, 11:49:40 AM
I was going to post another video of his pathetic defensive effort but I think it's clear to everyone who isn't delusional that he's a spud

Quote from: Diocletian on July 30, 2016, 04:28:13 PM
If he's given another contract then we're just not serious about being a professional club that's in the business of winning football matches....could easily have find a couple of better ruckmen in the state leagues for what he costs...

Sad thing is we probably have to give him a 1 year contract as insurance.
Unfortunately, he's the best spud we have in the ruck......

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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2266 on: July 31, 2016, 12:08:38 PM »
Quote from: Dooks on July 31, 2016, 11:55:07 AM
Did everyone see his handball attempt in the first quarter on the wing, when under minimal pressure he half connected with the side of the ball and it went between the  GWS and Richmond player

LMFAO

But apparently if you were "at the game" the imaginary outcome was quite different.

Actually saw that
Was poor
He wasn't the only one though
Players " jogging " down the ground behind play wasn't good
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2267 on: July 31, 2016, 01:01:38 PM »
Fast reaching the lows of previous ruckmen at this club.
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2268 on: July 31, 2016, 01:08:50 PM »
Where is Angus ?
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2269 on: July 31, 2016, 02:04:00 PM »
Stuff it here's the video anyway (hey mods, how come you don't make it possible to embed videos like you can images/gifs?)...
https://vid.me/lIxf

What this highlights is Hammers key flaws and why he should be upgraded on ASAP. First I'll acknowledge he got the tap (which was pretty ineffective)
First, he goes to ground while Mummy keeps his feet in a centre bounce
While Hampson stumbles to the ground like a baby giraffe and takes forever to find his feet again Mumford is able to apply a half tackle, get the ball and handball to a teammate
At this point Hampson is on the left side of the centre circle while play moves to the wing and he is no longer in the screen
Couple of scraggy hand balls and tackles until Mumford follows up from his handball and applies a shepherd on Lambert to allow Devon Smith a clear path to go forward with a handball
Good old Hammer back on the screen now and he's managed to walk to the middle of the centre circle (albeit more towards the wing but still in the centre square)
Ball is handballed to a player near him so he turns from a walk into a slow jog for 1 second and decides it's all too hard to get in a defensive position and returns to a walk
AND HE'S FINALLY MADE IT TO THE DEFENSIVE SIDE OF THE CENTRE CIRCLE :clapping :clapping
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2270 on: July 31, 2016, 02:08:30 PM »
Reckon he was winded
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2271 on: July 31, 2016, 06:44:18 PM »
Brown (Jonathan) reckons hamspud good enough #1 ruck 2017?

Oh boy
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2272 on: August 05, 2016, 11:14:04 PM »
Wow. If this guy had a footy brain and skill to excecute the basics of the game he'd be a good ruck.

He's just useless as a player. Does nothing (besides his touch on the goal line :clapping) and wins the taps but more go to either the opposition or no one than our players. Does he even know where he's supposed to tap the footy?

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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2273 on: August 05, 2016, 11:16:51 PM »
His around the ground efforts were non existent tonight

The taps mean nothing when he wont make any effort to anything else.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2016, 09:57:52 AM by WilliamPowell »
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2274 on: August 06, 2016, 05:20:40 AM »
Quote from: WilliamPowell on August 05, 2016, 11:16:51 PM
His around the ground efforts were non existent tonight

The taps mean nothing when he wont male any effort to anything else.

Really, so the marks in defense, bringing the ball to the ground in the forward line :snidegrin and touching the ball on the goal line to save that goal shows "no effort to do anything else".. :huh :huh

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“We are really excited about what we have brought in. We have got great depth of players that can take us where we need to go. We are just putting some cream on the top at the moment,” he said.

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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2275 on: August 06, 2016, 05:35:52 AM »
And don't forget Jacks mark and goal in the 3rd quarter , perfect body positioning by Hammer to allow Jack a free run at ball
Jack was very appreciative running up to Hammer as he ran back for Centre bounce
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2276 on: August 06, 2016, 05:37:38 AM »
Yeah. Some don't see things like that.
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“We are really excited about what we have brought in. We have got great depth of players that can take us where we need to go. We are just putting some cream on the top at the moment,” he said.

"Rucks:
Shaun Hampson is the No.1 man"

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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2277 on: August 06, 2016, 07:09:02 AM »
Quote from: WA Tiger on August 06, 2016, 05:37:38 AM
Yeah. Some don't see things like that.

Most don't
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2278 on: August 06, 2016, 07:59:08 AM »
And how good was his touch on the goal line in the last quarter
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Re: Hammertime
« Reply #2279 on: August 06, 2016, 08:15:14 AM »
Quote from: WilliamPowell on August 05, 2016, 11:16:51 PM
His around the ground efforts were non existent tonight

The taps mean nothing when he wont male any effort to anything else.

Exactly. Lets not forget his 0 possession first half  :lol

Bunch of Einsteins back on his train to nowhere.

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