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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1275 on: March 11, 2016, 04:13:31 PM »
Again, the worst player in the comp and its a disgrace he plays for our mighty club :banghead

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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1276 on: March 11, 2016, 04:14:00 PM »

Not just a spud but a rotten spud.
Does that spud apply to Vickery as well. Or is vickery just a spud who is not rotten. fmd Hampson had a bigger physical presence. :o

Knocking over your own teammates, dropping simple chest marks and punching the ball into the most dangerous area of defensive 50 isn't a bigger physical presence but whatever floats your boat

I think santa's confusing "presence" with "hindrance".....
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1277 on: March 11, 2016, 04:27:21 PM »

Not just a spud but a rotten spud.
Does that spud apply to Vickery as well. Or is vickery just a spud who is not rotten. fmd Hampson had a bigger physical presence. :o

Knocking over your own teammates, dropping simple chest marks and punching the ball into the most dangerous area of defensive 50 isn't a bigger physical presence but whatever floats your boat

I think santa's confusing "presence" with "hindrance".....
Hmm one has a presence but is a hindrance with it. the other if not a  hindrance a liability  because he has no presence.Makes both of em spuds.

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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1278 on: March 11, 2016, 04:33:44 PM »
Angus graham >
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1279 on: March 11, 2016, 04:40:03 PM »
Blokes who are duds and know it just train and then injure themselves....like Hampson and conca.
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1280 on: March 11, 2016, 06:30:53 PM »
i blame 2 people in all of this. Hardwick and B Hackley.

How can 2 wankers be so stuffin poo at their job, where your average joe knew this bloke was a  dud from his carlton days.

He has occupied a spot which would have been better served elsewhere.  Its also probably one of the reasons we didnt go for a Zac Smith, which still ranks as one of the most ridiculous decisions in recent years.

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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1281 on: March 11, 2016, 07:14:54 PM »
 Zac Smith
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1282 on: March 11, 2016, 07:30:31 PM »
But we got a bloke who has never played footy before

Go the Soldo project.
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1283 on: March 11, 2016, 10:01:34 PM »
i blame 2 people in all of this. Hardwick and B Hackley.

How can 2 wankers be so stuffin poo at their job, where your average joe knew this bloke was a  dud from his carlton days.

He has occupied a spot which would have been better served elsewhere.  Its also probably one of the reasons we didnt go for a Zac Smith, which still ranks as one of the most ridiculous decisions in recent years.
I'm still flabbergasted as to why they didn't target a ruckman in the off season.
They must of still been watching replays of Hampsuds only passible performances which were those games against us when he was still with the cheats.  :banghead
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1284 on: March 12, 2016, 02:29:18 AM »
Blokes who are duds and know it just train and then injure themselves....like Hampson and conca.

 :gobdrop :gobdrop. Hampson may make Angus Graham look like Dean Cox - but that post is not your finest work.
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1285 on: March 12, 2016, 12:33:58 PM »
He's actually much better than Maric in the H/O area. He's just so hopeless in every other facet of the game that it doesn't matter.

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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1286 on: March 12, 2016, 12:40:16 PM »
Would be a handy netball or volleyball player
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1287 on: March 12, 2016, 02:03:05 PM »
He's actually much better than Maric in the H/O area.

Is he really though....how often does he actually tap it to advantage?
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1288 on: March 12, 2016, 02:05:20 PM »
He's actually much better than Maric in the H/O area.

Is he really though....how often does he actually tap it to advantage?
I look at it another way. How often does he stop the opposition ruckman from hitting it to his teams advantage? Quite a lot I would think. Too bad he can't play football.
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Re: Shaun Hampson [merged]
« Reply #1289 on: March 12, 2016, 02:09:01 PM »
He's actually much better than Maric in the H/O area.

Is he really though....how often does he actually tap it to advantage?

Hitout to advantage win % was 15.5 last year. League average was 12% and Maric was 9.9%.