If any of his hit outs go to advantage, it's certainly not by design....around the ground he's a just a big inanimate log, a giant, slow, white JON...the marking skills of a double amputee and to top it all off, he kicks for goal like John Butcher....he's a Frankenstein creation composite of duds....as an AFL-listed footballer, he's a season-long April Fool's joke....