But a good ole fashion bidding war could change everything!
Just imagine the Filth & the Scum both trying to land the prized signature of one Mr J. Short! They both begin with fourth rounders with not much enthusiasm, but as the urge to "WIN" at everything kicks in, soon we are getting second rounders with steak knives thrown in! Who knows where this could end up? Ya sure wouldn't want to lose to that other mob? Right?
Only the greatest ever club could win the trade of the Century! (That should do it!
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