It may have not gone down in those words.
How about "I'm really considering giving up the game because it is consuming my entire life. I don't want more money. If I did I would take the offer from Freo. If there was a way I could get a better balance between my outside life and footy life I'd love that option".
RFC response "Would you consider some more time off in the preseason? How about we give you an extra month off? That way you'll have a straight 3 to 4 months off football and can rejoin us in the New Year."
Rance's reply: "As long as the boys think that's alright I'll seriously consider that as an option."
Later on…. RFC, "The leadership group has accepted the proposed changes to your playing contract and are willing to allow this to happen. They believe you are a vital cog in the team and do not want to lose you."
Rance, "Where do I sign?"
Maybe just a scary reenactment of what actually happened...