So for in order for us to be regarded as legitimate premiership side in the eyes of oppo flogs we need to somehow:
- play only 10 matches a year the MCG and win all our away games
- win every game by at least 10 goals but also by a kick to prove we can handle pressure (esp. the GF)
- lose every free kick count by 20
- don't recruit any more good players
- have half our list out injured or suspended including all our top players, while every opponent is at full-strength
- have our entire midfield and our rebounding defenders tagged every game
- fiinish undefeated minor premiers but also outside the top 4 and play all finals away inc the GF but still beat Collingwood at some point
Only then can we call ourselves true premiers....