Jayden Short [merged]

[dwaino]

I can count to potato.

[Chuck17]

You just proved yourself to be the idiot I think you are. I didn't compare the two players.  Go back and have a look and if you are any sort of a man you'll say you are an idiot and we can all move on with the conformation from the idiot that you are indeed an idiot. Congratulations 

Congrats and deserved short is next to jack as far as footy smarts go.....and his kicking

Is he as good as puopolo?
You are all dreaming if you think he is any good

Jayden Short.                             Paul Puopolo
20yo 16 games                           23yo    133 games
Height 177.   72kg.                     Height  173.    78kg
Averages.                                   Averages
Disposals 14.88                           Disposals 14.71
Kicks 11.81                                 Kicks 7.41
Marks 3.38.                                 Marks 2.41
Handballs 3.06                            Handballs 7.81
Goals 0.38                                  Goals 0.98


If it's Puopolo we're comparing with he's tracking along quite nicely....
http://afltables.com/afl/stats/players/J/Jayden_Short.html
http://afltables.com/afl/stats/players/P/Paul_Puopolo.html

There is a stat you missed- 3x Premiership player. Makes all the other numbers sound pretty stupid.

There is your comparison right there you nuffer. So are you now man enough to admit you're in fact the idiot?

Just so it is clear to everyone my interpretation is as follows;

* Big Note didn't put up the initial comparison
* Big Note however did add to the initial comparison by adding another comparison factor ie premierships
* Big Note then went on to say because Puopolo was a premiership player x 3 that the other comparison factors where all stupid

To summarise Big Note has inferred by his posts that comparing Short and Puopolo is valid and the most material factor is premierships played.

If anyone else has a different interpretation of what has happened please advise.

Can we then compare our interpretations?

Sure we can, as long as there is bluff and bluster involved interspersed with the odd bit of name calling

[Chopstix]

Also - 'Poppy' was born  2 December 1987. By my calculations that makes him about to turn 29.

Not 23!!

[Owl]

You just proved yourself to be the idiot I think you are. I didn't compare the two players.  Go back and have a look and if you are any sort of a man you'll say you are an idiot and we can all move on with the conformation from the idiot that you are indeed an idiot. Congratulations 

Congrats and deserved short is next to jack as far as footy smarts go.....and his kicking

Is he as good as puopolo?
You are all dreaming if you think he is any good

Jayden Short.                             Paul Puopolo
20yo 16 games                           23yo    133 games
Height 177.   72kg.                     Height  173.    78kg
Averages.                                   Averages
Disposals 14.88                           Disposals 14.71
Kicks 11.81                                 Kicks 7.41
Marks 3.38.                                 Marks 2.41
Handballs 3.06                            Handballs 7.81
Goals 0.38                                  Goals 0.98


If it's Puopolo we're comparing with he's tracking along quite nicely....
http://afltables.com/afl/stats/players/J/Jayden_Short.html
http://afltables.com/afl/stats/players/P/Paul_Puopolo.html

There is a stat you missed- 3x Premiership player. Makes all the other numbers sound pretty stupid.

There is your comparison right there you nuffer. So are you now man enough to admit you're in fact the idiot?

Just so it is clear to everyone my interpretation is as follows;

* Big Note didn't put up the initial comparison
* Big Note however did add to the initial comparison by adding another comparison factor ie premierships
* Big Note then went on to say because Puopolo was a premiership player x 3 that the other comparison factors where all stupid

To summarise Big Note has inferred by his posts that comparing Short and Puopolo is valid and the most material factor is premierships played.

If anyone else has a different interpretation of what has happened please advise.

Your interpretations are good but you left out my cock size at the end which trumps all other interpretations

[Loui Tufga]

Also - 'Poppy' was born  2 December 1987. By my calculations that makes him about to turn 29.

Not 23!!

My bad, Poppy made his debut at 23! And is currently 29.
Apologies for that...

[Yeahright]

Just so it is clear to everyone my interpretation is as follows;

* Big Note didn't put up the initial comparison
* Big Note however did add to the initial comparison by adding another comparison factor ie premierships
* Big Note then went on to say because Puopolo was a premiership player x 3 that the other comparison factors where all stupid

To summarise Big Note has inferred by his posts that comparing Short and Puopolo is valid and the most material factor is premierships played.

If anyone else has a different interpretation of what has happened please advise.

*Yeahright never compared Puopolo and Short

Just to confirm

[the claw]

Hmm no tackling stats. Seeing as Puopolo plays almost exclusively the defensive forward role i would have thought stats that show applied pressure are important.
Have to ask how long ago was it that we had a player who lays over 100 tackles in a season. I cant think of one over the last three yrs.

Puopolo has managed to play in three premierships for a reason.

[Andyy]

Last to my knowledge was Tuck 124 tackles in 2012. And people think we don't miss him lol

[big tone]

You just proved yourself to be the idiot I think you are. I didn't compare the two players.  Go back and have a look and if you are any sort of a man you'll say you are an idiot and we can all move on with the conformation from the idiot that you are indeed an idiot. Congratulations 

Congrats and deserved short is next to jack as far as footy smarts go.....and his kicking

Is he as good as puopolo?
You are all dreaming if you think he is any good

Jayden Short.                             Paul Puopolo
20yo 16 games                           23yo    133 games
Height 177.   72kg.                     Height  173.    78kg
Averages.                                   Averages
Disposals 14.88                           Disposals 14.71
Kicks 11.81                                 Kicks 7.41
Marks 3.38.                                 Marks 2.41
Handballs 3.06                            Handballs 7.81
Goals 0.38                                  Goals 0.98


If it's Puopolo we're comparing with he's tracking along quite nicely....
http://afltables.com/afl/stats/players/J/Jayden_Short.html
http://afltables.com/afl/stats/players/P/Paul_Puopolo.html

There is a stat you missed- 3x Premiership player. Makes all the other numbers sound pretty stupid.

There is your comparison right there you nuffer. So are you now man enough to admit you're in fact the idiot?

Just so it is clear to everyone my interpretation is as follows;

* Big Note didn't put up the initial comparison
* Big Note however did add to the initial comparison by adding another comparison factor ie premierships
* Big Note then went on to say because Puopolo was a premiership player x 3 that the other comparison factors where all stupid

To summarise Big Note has inferred by his posts that comparing Short and Puopolo is valid and the most material factor is premierships played.

If anyone else has a different interpretation of what has happened please advise.

My interpretation is you are an oxygen thief that is the "token" funny guy on this forum but the problem is your "jokes" are lame, which makes you the joke.
On the very rare occasions you decide to add something worth reading you follow it up with 10 stupid posts that only idiots like Yeahright think are funny. Half the forum recently commented when you actually had something worth reading. Surely that would make you think your "entertainment value" as the resident clown, has worn thin.
Yearight is an idiot but at least he contributes to this forum sometimes, and I do use the word "sometimes" loosely, but you Little Chunky have bored readers for far too long. I actually cringe when I see you have posted, which is a lot which makes me think other things about you but i won't go into as I wouldn't want to get personal.
Here's a tip, either get some decent material or try a new tacked because your boring dog sh27 jokes have gone on long enough.
I must admit though I'm looking forward to your side splitting reply as I'm sure most are.
Classic dad jokes coming to you from the one and only Little Chunky....again.....and again.... and again.... and again.... and again....

[Harry]

Yeah agree Chuckster needs to find some new material.

[Penelope]

Hmm no tackling stats. Seeing as Puopolo plays almost exclusively the defensive forward role i would have thought stats that show applied pressure are important.
Have to ask how long ago was it that we had a player who lays over 100 tackles in a season. I cant think of one over the last three yrs.

Puopolo has managed to play in three premierships for a reason.

yeah, he was drafted to hawthorn.

If he had been drafted to a dozen or so of the other teams in the comp he wouldn't have won any premierships, and hawthorn would most probably still have won those three.

[Yeahright]

Hmm no tackling stats. Seeing as Puopolo plays almost exclusively the defensive forward role i would have thought stats that show applied pressure are important.
Have to ask how long ago was it that we had a player who lays over 100 tackles in a season. I cant think of one over the last three yrs.

Puopolo has managed to play in three premierships for a reason.

But Claw, didn't you agree with Big Notes post about not comparing players? Come on, he hasn't been man enough to admit he's been wrong but surely you are?

[the claw]

Hmm no tackling stats. Seeing as Puopolo plays almost exclusively the defensive forward role i would have thought stats that show applied pressure are important.
Have to ask how long ago was it that we had a player who lays over 100 tackles in a season. I cant think of one over the last three yrs.

Puopolo has managed to play in three premierships for a reason.

But Claw, didn't you agree with Big Notes post about not comparing players? Come on, he hasn't been man enough to admit he's been wrong but surely you are?

Did i thats news to me.
Only comment i made was i thought  you got your arse kicked in what was another dumb stupid childish spat. It comes as no surprise because thats where most threads end up with a few around here.

[Hard Roar Tiger]

Hmm no tackling stats. Seeing as Puopolo plays almost exclusively the defensive forward role i would have thought stats that show applied pressure are important.
Have to ask how long ago was it that we had a player who lays over 100 tackles in a season. I cant think of one over the last three yrs.

Puopolo has managed to play in three premierships for a reason.

yeah, he was drafted to hawthorn.

If he had been drafted to a dozen or so of the other teams in the comp he wouldn't have won any premierships, and hawthorn would most probably still have won those three.

And Short would most probably have played in 3 flags had he been drafted.

[Owl]