Shaun Hampson / Hammertime [merged]

[Diocletian]

He's like a walking parody of a ruckman. All the long-standing jokes about ruckmen come to life in one player. We cannot seriously head into next year with this dud as our first ruck option. He shouldn't even be on an AFL list....don't care how good his tapwork supposedly is...he effectively leaves us a man down around the ground for the other 99% of the game....

[Stalin]

Randomly falls over wtf

[tony_montana]

angus graham like

[🏅Dooks]

Lmfao what a Salami this guy is

[Heart of Darkness]

Doing the job he should be doing and doing it well.

What do you consider his job to be? i would of thought ruckman on today's game could get more than 8 possies in a game. I would of thought they could be a threat to drift forward and kick a goal. I would of thought they could take a few marks around the ground. I would of thought they could have more than 4 tackles in the last 3 weeks combined...

If you consider his job to be to jump up and touch the ball with his hand then sure he's doing that ok.

[Stalin]

I would of thought you could try not be responsible for a high percentage of opposition goals due to stupidity 

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What about when he and stumbles Morris were involved in that play where they were trying to break out of defence IN THE FOURTH. LMAOOOOOO

[🏅Dooks]

The problem is, when the last decent ruckman we had aside from Maric was bloody Stafford (10-12 years ago now?) you get used to sub par ruck performances.

Thus guy Hampson is a donkey and not even fit to polish the boots of the likes of Troy Simmonds

[Stalin]

What about when he and stumbles Morris were involved in that play where they were trying to break out of defence IN THE FOURTH. LMAOOOOOO

Benny hill music #

[🏅Dooks]

The 'Fresh Air Handball' specialist

Hahahahaha eff me dead wot a complete idiot 

[Chuck17]

The problem is, when the last decent ruckman we had aside from Maric was bloody Stafford (10-12 years ago now?) you get used to sub par ruck performances.

Thus guy Hampson is a donkey and not even fit to polish the boots of the likes of Troy Simmonds

You are taking this  too far, don't you understand how well he trains

[🏅Dooks]

The problem is, when the last decent ruckman we had aside from Maric was bloody Stafford (10-12 years ago now?) you get used to sub par ruck performances.

Thus guy Hampson is a donkey and not even fit to polish the boots of the likes of Troy Simmonds

You are taking this  too far, don't you understand how well he trains

 

[Diocletian]

Loved his rugby passes...innovative....

[Jackstar 1960]

The problem is, when the last decent ruckman we had aside from Maric was bloody Stafford (10-12 years ago now?) you get used to sub par ruck performances.

Thus guy Hampson is a donkey and not even fit to polish the boots of the likes of Troy Simmonds

You are taking this  too far, don't you understand how well he trains

He trains very well 😉

[Yeahright]

That fresh air handball was an Auskick level skill error

Lmao

At least he has a crack
Some of his tap outs were superb last night

The one where he tapped it directly towards Essendons goals just to make the resulting goal they kicked that bit easier? He's dumb. Sure he gets his hands to it but he doesn't actually know what he's doing.

His complete misjudge of the ball when he ran and jumped underneath it and turned around and got the high tackle was the highlight for me, with the rugby throw a close second